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Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Asian Numero Uno
'hopper1: I've got news that will have you hopping on the grass.
'hopper2: The last time I did that, I got ticked off by a player.
'hopper1: But this is big news. An Indian has become the highest-ranked Asian player in the official rankings list.
'hopper2: Isn't that breaking news?
'hopper1: The news is more than a week old but in our defence, one week back this blog wasn't even up and running. Last week, when Jeev moved up to 34th spot, he created a teeny bit of history as he moved one ahead of Shingo Katayama.
'hopper2: The Japanese cowboy?
'hopper1: Now now, mind your language.
'hopper2: Ok Ok but what about the Asian Tour which always claimed Jeev was Asia number one?
'hopper1: Except for a slight technicality... Their media bombardments (very welcome ones at that) only took into account Tour members.
'hopper2: So what you mean to say is Jeev, the best Asian Tour player for a while now, is also the best Asian when we take into account passports and not just geographical performance ?
'hopper1: Umm, No.
'hopper2: Why?
'hopper1: Don't you remember you nitwit that Vijay Singh is an honorary Tour member?
'hopper2: So?
'hopper1: So, he is obviously the best product of the Tour according to Mr Han.
'hopper2: Isn't that a little strange?
'hopper1: Nope, that's Scott Strange, another true-bred Asian Tour member.
'hopper2: Dude, that was realllly LaMe!
'hopper1: ...
'hopper2: Hello?
'hopper1: ... (hop hop hop)
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